Welcome to Videogame Deathmatch!
Ditto but this time to Evil is Live. THE FIRST EVER EDITION! This is where game characters battle each other out for the titles shown above named:
* Harddiffikorelty Title
* Pal Title
* InterComputer Title
* CO-OP Championship
* Women's Championship
* VideoGame Deathmatch Championship
and for tonight this is the stunning card:
Lara Croft Vs Princess Zelda: Women's Championship
Vega and Chun-Li vs Jun and Heiachi: CO-OP Match
Vegeta vs William Birkin: Normal Match
Welcome to Video Deathmatch Introduction
Alice the Bunny vs Alice and Chesure Cat: Handicap
Max Payne vs Zell Dincht: Pal Championship
Ryudo and Syke Vs Jak and Daxter: CO-OP Match
Captain Keyes vs Lightening Snake: Main Event
LET THE CARNAGE COMETH!
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Women's Championship
The first ever match in Videogame deathmatch history would be thought by two titilating titans. In one corner was the grunting adventurer turned fugitive, Lara Croft and the other the pretty petit princess Zelda. The battle began with the crowd in an uproar. Lara started the offensive by stabbing Zelda with the Dagger of Xian. But Zelda responded by smacking Lara in her pouting lips imprinting the sign of the Tri-force in her cheek. Lara fell to the ground screaming "You Bitch, my beautiful face is ruined." Zelda turned around to gloat to the crowd. But Lara got back up as Zelda was addressing her subject and ripped off Zelda's frock. Zelda ashamed off something let off one of those smoke bombs so that we couldn't see her unmentionables. Lara tackled this problem by lighting a flare so she could see her opponent but got a surprise when Zelda's alter-ego Sheik met her with a kick. Zelda then called "Hey Link, Mate" in a deep voice and the crowd laughed " I mean Link sweetie can I borrow that fire bow." Link thinking he was gonna get in there chucked her his bow and arrow and with this Zelda set Lara top on fire. We all thought the match was over until Lara's silicone stopped the flames revealing the pointy chest that was hidden underneath that green shirt. Lara let out one of those ear piecing screams to distract Zelda and then using those triangular tits carved her up. Lara Croft, the first ever Videogame Deathmatch Women's Champion.
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Vega and Chun Li vs Jun and Heiachi
As soon as Zelda blood had been wiped up from the floor the Vain ninja and Interpol hottie made there way into the ring to kick some 3D Beat-em-up ass. Jun, the second iron fist champion, stood on the steel ramp waiting for something and out came that something, the first ever iron fist champion HEIACHI...using a walking stick. Eventually the tekken duo made there way to the ring and the fight kicked off with Jun vs Vega. Vega started off on the offensive slashing Jun in the chest but she responded by a kick to Vega leg causing him to tag in Chun Li. The two hit it off in a cat fight scratching, biting, hair pulling, fish hooking it was here and an even match till Chun Li started telling her that the Devil was hers. Jun breaking down in tears crawled over to tag in her father in law but all she found was a piece of paper saying gone to toilet and some boiled sweet wrappers. During this time Chun Li had tagged in Vega who was at the time sniffing Jun's hair wondering wear she gets that conditioner from. Jun turned around to see Vega comparing his highlights. Jun grabbed a Boiled sweet and rammed one down Vega's throat causing him to swallow it. Vega started screaming "AHHHHHH THE SUGAR, MY COMPLEXION HOW COULD U?" Jun ceasing the moment took out her secret weapon and took Vega's ponytail and gave him a list of demands 1) He Submits 2)Chun Li stops buzzing around Satan like a fly around crap. Vega eagerly agreed causing the match to end but Jun taking a page out of her boyfriend's book and became truly evil cutting off Vega's other favourite part. Heiachi came to the ring and raised Jun's hand while Chun Li helped Vega get to the back while he kept telling her "It was worth it for the hair." But as the Street Fighters stumbled off Heiachi turned around and stunned everyone by pummeling Jun with his walking stick.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
Once you manage to escape from the falling moon you get some more information about the mysterious origin of the destroyed base and a glimpse of what is actually happening.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
This is the rescue vehicle that you pilot through the game. It has some cool features that are described on this screen of the game.
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
This is the title screen for the game.
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
This is the lava room, notice the stack of bombs in the central chamber...
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
This game has some screens that cannot be seen unless you use game codes. This is one of them.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
This is a destroyed base hidden at the end of one of the tunnels. It's part of the mystery that surrounds the story behind the game.
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
Time for some explosives.
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
This is the title screen and the first board in the game.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
The granite crag, one of my favorite climbs.... er, mm.... rooms.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
This blueish rock formation is at the very top of a huge ascension chamber which opens below it. The type of mineralization would suggest venting gases for some length of time during the geologic history of this moon ..?
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
This is the water room.
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
This is the lava room, it took some effort to reach. It's really hot.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
Another example of some interesting rock formations, at one of the deepest places in the moon that this game takes place on.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
The first time I played it took a second to learn how to go ... how shall I say.... "up".
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
....you dirty rat....
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